Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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