So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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