Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
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It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
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speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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