tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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