I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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