NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
He passed out mid-signature
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
sex in a hospital.. check
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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