unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
he quoted the bible to break up with me
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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