Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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