Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
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My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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