So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Randomize
