the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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