In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Even my vagina gasped.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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