It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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