Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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