you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
that may or may not have been my penis.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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