Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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