you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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