The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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