you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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