Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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