talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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