just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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