I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
he puts the penis in happiness.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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