Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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