my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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