we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
no you cant smoke seaweed
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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