do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
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Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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