Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
