i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
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But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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