Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
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At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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