My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
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Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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