You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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