is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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