What a fucking waste of an outfit
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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