if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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