what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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