You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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