I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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