Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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