Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...