I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade