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• (407): View more from Florida

  Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  This guy has a retainer. We're golden.

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  So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.

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• (315): View more from New York

  It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Hey how're your balls?

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  Don't ever let me helicopter again.

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