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You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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