we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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