Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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