I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
can u get pink eye on your cock?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
this hospital has no fireball
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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