Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
