BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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