I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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