garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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