worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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