Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
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He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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