I like my sex mixed with concussions.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
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I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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