If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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