I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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