Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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