i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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