you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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